Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I have an idea: I have no idea

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest