Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero