Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.