When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate