Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds