Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
