When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
