I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
