The problem with Chloe is she moved to San Diego where the weather’s fair but hasn’t found anyone who’ll listen to her so she
We have one of those medical plans… my wife and I. The co-pays let us see a doctor, have a procedure, pay for medications. Can’t remembe… ever paying full price. Especially
Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?
When my neighbor told me over the fence a month ago the doctor said she had two years to live,
Simply because anchors have little to say means they’ll keep saying it till others believe. This is America.
The teacher tells the third grade the order of the seasons cannot be changed. Summer, fall, winter, spring arrive in order, then start over.
It’s Rocky’s Diner but it’s Brenda’s counter, been that way for 10 years. Brenda has her regulars who want the Special of the Day.
The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld
Other than death there’s no way to escape them unless you’re a hummingbird
Odd fellow who does odd jobs in the neighborhood four seasons of the year has disappeared in high summer and his customers are nervous.
All that hair trapped in a braid silver to the waist Opal this morning nude in the mirror
Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call
Some things can’t be fixed any other way says Bill in his bedroom on the third floor hoping to get some sleep
It’s a simple procedure I’ve done for years many times a day. You’ll go home this afternoon, take it easy over the weekend,
The priest had been here earlier a… and relatives and friends in singl… “Sorry for your troubles,” one by… bending over Maggie Murphy, silen… a foot or so from Paddy, resplende…
