It’s not good when two disturbed p… with little in common disagree by… on something important. Tone and content can get raucous and make matters worse because eac…
We worry so much because we’re nice people. We want to find a way to feed the poor house the poor
The older I get the more I realiz… the importance of getting things d… before your mother announces anoth… assignment to roust me from my ham… As you know I’ve never been much
It was always a lovely yard, the grass green, never a weed. Dandelions in spring were an endangered species as soon as she spotted them.
No more nudes in Playboy according to the anchor on the Nightly News. Playboy has declared nudes passé because
Our house has a garret I never went up to until I retire… Now I’m up there almost every day unless I have to stay in bed until another spell passes.
When a man’s young, this work is hard but it pays well and he can feed the wife and kids.
Liberal or conservative the questionnaire asks about migrants. Fred’s in the middle. Asked about The Wall
“Damn the vernal equinox! Full speed ahead!” is all that Cootie Murphy would ever say when he sat on the last stool at the end of the bar in The Stag & Doe Inn. He wouldn’t say it very ...
It’s your anniversary so you’re thinking steak but your wife wants ramen so you go to a nice place and order the fancy ramen
She speaks the truth as she always has in 40 years of marriage especially when she’s lost in making dinner
When I was eight I jumped off a roof as if I had a parachute and broke a leg. He was there when I landed,
Fred must explain Halloween to Op… when he gets home from the poker g… He just had another bad Halloween… He thinks Opal doesn’t know but E… from across the street called Opal
How many times have I said I’m through teasing myself, through pretending I don’t enjoy the wreath of a woman
He tries again to situate his gros… nose beneath his spectacles. He twists the silver toothpick in… and hunches now a little more towa… saying “Listen, dear, I’ve said a…
