Last night my recliner broke. I used the lever to lean back and I went way back, almost heels over head. A shock. I hate going to the recliner store

The call comes in to the police station. It’s a small town and the voice at the library says “He’s at it again.”

So many of us feed the birds even though we know birds can make it on their own in any weather,

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

If the goal of business is to make a profit and it is—and if the goal of government is to take care of people

Fred’s a reasonable man something he takes pride in. Just the other night before he threw a dish against the wall while

Two doves on a telephone wire wait tor the blue jays to finish e… bread put out for the birds. When the jays arrived, sparrows fled into the trees

The average man looks at himself in the mirror 23 times a day, the average woman 16 times a British survey reports. Men look to “admire” themselves,

You were gone when I got home at midnight from a double shift. Now you’re back,

For years leprechauns lived under Pop’s fedora. They danced jigs on his head when he wore it and hid in his ears

Miyuki is old enough to have been a child during World War II. Indeed, some of her students are that old as well but they are eager to learn and listen to her carefully. She is a teache...

Some say none. Others say one. Some say three in one and then say one of the three

Fred prefers a mouse connected by a wire to his keyboard. Walt prefers a mouse that’s portable, able

Bill would come every Sunday to his mother’s house after a tough divorce. He’d bring his laundry for his mother to do and then he’d devour the roast beef dinner she always made for him....