Vacillating Benny, an ancient che… now retired from Monsanto, must de… if a poem his friend Ron has sent… is good enough for his hobby journ… Benny finally decides to let the p…

Many years later when I meet her… on my way out of the Russian Tea… I notice how beautiful she is dini… a man more attentive than I was ba… But I see chaos dancing in her ey…

After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.

One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.

Couples age and a sign of age is w… the husband hires someone to shove… and the wife hires a cleaning lady… Sometimes the wife doesn’t like th… and the husband doesn’t like the c…

Jimmy was visiting his father when Mr. Crenshaw called to say Mrs. Bittles had died the night before of a sudden heart attack.

I’ll have to ask some preacher what if he comes when it’s inconvenient when I’m bowling or lifting a stein of lager

It’s time to leave the man alone. He’s getting old, his wife says. He’s really slowing down. He’s always been a man occupied with one thing

Bella takes two big pills every morning followed by one each of another three.

I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

I bring a milkshake every other we… to an old man in a nursing home, a refugee from Germany who paid me 50 cents to cut his grass when I w… a kid in Chicago after WWII.

Walking very slowly, ancient Wall… right behind his ancient Molly who… stepping down the garden path, her first time out in weeks, wobbly still on her new knee.

Don’t recall meeting a human being at the megastore staffed by robots in the flesh

He lives at the edge of a forest and loves all the different trees. He comes to the city for food and basic necessities. He hates the long drive