Fred visits Bill every month at the facility he’s been in for year… Age and booze brought Bill there. He’s still strapped to his bed so he can’t go wandering again
Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.
Some say none. Others say one. Some say three in one and then say one of the three
America has no caste system but America has castes. Like every other nation America has its rich and poor with everyone else sardined
I am sorry to hear the news. I lost it when I heard about hers and now to hear about yours. I’m livid at times, peaceful rarel… If you prefer, I won’t forward em…
It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married
Ruth’s at an age where she’s happy to sit in the sun under a patio umbrella and watch a line of ants
Although it snowed a little Wedne… Jane’s hyacinths are blooming. And in the yard she saw this morni… 50 robins hopping in the sun. Some flew in couples into trees
He publishes poems by writers who find no publishers elsewhere. They suffer rejection and he gives them hope.
He saved money for years to vacation in the Everglades because he has degrees in the study of reptiles. He’s an expert at the zoo.
In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband
In the glow of the porch light one moth a final fandango nowhere to go
Jane told Tarzan toodle-oo and moved away to Arizona because although it’s hot out ther… it’s a dry heat and not the swamp of heat she found herself panting
Jim met an old friend from college days long after both retired. They were classmates on the beautiful campus,
It’s your anniversary so you’re thinking steak but your wife wants ramen so you go to a nice place and order the fancy ramen
