My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
