Shifting the Blame Is My Superpower
You seem to have caught me in a grift
But it can’t be at all my fault if
As you’ll see in the hieroglyph
My back is to the cliff
Over which the lemmings drift
Yes, I promised them a lift
To Lemuria in my skiff
But I never said it would be swift
And, of course, it’s not a gift
So, please don’t say they got short shrift
But if you really want a tiff
I’m afraid you will be miffed
I just work here, go see Biff
He’s the manager of my shift
You’re not the first one that he’s stiffed
