The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
