The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad