God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours