This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…