Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
