You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Run towards it What is it? Nobody knows That’s why it’s called it There’s a chance it could kill you…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess