Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business