Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world