Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

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The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours