Ducktail haircut back in the Fifties made you a rebel without a cause with all your friends.

A gray summer day the sun is on vacation sunflowers hang their heads Donal Mahoney

Old Sam in Room 322 at the nursing home asked the nurse to push his bed near the window because in October he likes to watch the l…

You have to have regulations in any industry, the hog farmer told the slaughter house CEO visiting his farm that day. Otherwise raising hogs

He asked and so I told him. The “cancer” poems stem from cancer in the family. Daughter’s terminal. Son’s a five-year survivor.

When Martha gets home from cooking class this afternoon, Martin will be gone after 30 years of marriage. Martha won’t know why

Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…

When he was just a boy, they took him to the dump to scavenge, bits of metal, any food that might be eaten. When he became a man,

It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married

She was just an old lady who lived next door. I’d wave and smile and give a nice hello but nothing more.

If the greatest of these is charit… then tell me again why it’s gauche if this young man in a booth at a bar

Strong man Samson told Delilah seven locks of hair were the secret of his strength

What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.

My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.