It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married

Some day soon Wall Street giants will walk on their hands never sit or sleep. They will eat

Some women use perfume and that’s fine. Some don’t and that’s fine too. Over the years

Phil went to Memorial Park yester… on his crutches and saw new crosse… in the ground commemorating vetera… Must be a hundred more than last y… HIs brother’s cross is there, in…

Woman in a window brushing long hair madly screams at a little boy down in the street licking an ice cream cone

A mountain man is Fillmore but there are no mountains where Fillmore lives deep in a hollow. He’s never had a job

Even as a child Charles couldn’t forgive other chi… not for something they had done but rather for who they were. They were inferior and couldn’t he…

A clerk in a health food store became upset when I said I didn’t see anything I wanted since I wasn’t a vegan or vegetarian and liked my

In your mind you hear words snarling all day long but no poem arrives. The words are locked

Strong man Samson told Delilah seven locks of hair were the secret of his strength

When Fred was a boy, he heard his… talk about Grandpa going to town d… to sell the bounty of his harvest. On his farm he had eggs, butter an… vegetables and meat. He’d buy suga…

Dylann Roof defended himself in the sentencing phase of his tri… after he was convicted of killing nine people during a Bible study, the nine people who welcomed him

November’s lovely in the rain, she… from her rocker near the window to no one in particular although the butler’s waiting for her groce… having walked her Pekingese.

Three are known by name, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, but there are a zillion angels, pure spirits who have no wings like those we draw on Cherubim,

Every once in awhile over the last 40 years Ralph wondered what might have happened to the guy who had moved in with the mother