In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case

How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.

The tale’s a parable and it scares Bill more than any creepy clown hiding behind a tree

He often got bored with her hobby… but this weekend he looks forward… hours of cooking shows on televisi… while he talks with her about her… He finally accepts that she is dyi…

The call comes in to the police station. It’s a small town and the voice at the library says “He’s at it again.”

Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.

When Fred was a boy, he heard his… talk about Grandpa going to town d… to sell the bounty of his harvest. On his farm he had eggs, butter an… vegetables and meat. He’d buy suga…

Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,

The question isn’t why your little world is suddenly going to hell. The question is what can you do about

We’re all salmon swimming upstream until the job’s done. Some of us know it and some of us don’t.

You think it’s easy, embalming bodies in these nightmares I have every night, bodies a vulture

Fred and Martha have always voted the same way since their marriage long ago but not this time and Fred wondered why Martha was voting the other way

Another day at the zoo and Wally’s new job was to feed the ap… Old Stanley had fed the apes for 40 years and loved the job but told Wally he was retiring.

If smiles had echoes all the world would hear Grandma’s bouncing off the stars Donal Mahoney