Vacillating Benny, an ancient che… now retired from Monsanto, must de… if a poem his friend Ron has sent… is good enough for his hobby journ… Benny finally decides to let the p…
Elmo has spent 40 years cutting hair in a little shop in a country town along the Mississippi. Vegetables and meat
Lightning bolts in childhood can scar the soul forever. They’re a satanic baptism when the minister’s your father, mother, brother, sister,
If the goal of business is to make a profit and it is—and if the goal of government is to take care of people
His wife takes him to dinner as she always does on his birthday wearing bright red lipstick, a color she detests but he likes.
In 1961, Newton Minow said television is a vast wasteland. I was reading four papers a day th… and seldom watched television, had no opinion on what he said.
Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.
If the poor we will always have with us, then the rich we will have with us as well. Our system gives birth to both. Greed is part of man’s nature,
When I was eight I jumped off a roof as if I had a parachute and broke a leg. He was there when I landed,
Far away and long ago stuff happened in Gramps’ life that he’d like to forget but he can’t, even though he can’t always remember what he had for breakfast, lunch or dinner. But anything...
Some day soon Wall Street giants will walk on their hands never sit or sleep. They will eat
His cardiologist says Fred’s doing well for a man of 80. It won’t be his heart that kills him.
You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know
She has wanted to be Miss America since third grade when she won the… in Snow White and the Seven Dwar… Now a finalist, she has told the j… she wants to lecture at colleges o…
The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth