Zenobia Jackson told Officer Murphy that her husband, Rufus, was 73 years old and “a wonderful man when he was awake” but for the past year he had been jerking “something terrible” duri...

Strong man Samson told Delilah seven locks of hair were the secret of his strength

Elmer’s an old stag now shedding antlers snorting among the trees but sometimes Martha after her shower

Yours is the first email I opened… I appreciate your suggested revisi… to send the work back once I’ve ma… I can tell you spent a lot of time… I’m afraid, however, that I can’t…

Took the wife to a pancake house the other day. National franchise good food

The other day I was talking to a neighbor who said he has found a way to help the poor and improve our environment simultaneously. It’s no secret, he said, that we have a dire food shor...

The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld

When you were a boy in 1948 living on a block of bungalows in Chicago right after WWII you had a red wagon you pulled behind your mother

Used to be after a snow our doorbell would ring and we’d find boys with shovels in hand looking to make some money.

He’s at least 70 now and has never forgotten his childhood. He lives with that child every day… He remembers that Thanksgiving Da… his family had parched field corn

Seeing is believing smart people often tell me but no one ever told me believing is seeing

They’ll be coming for us, the old lady told the young man next to her, the two of them sitting on stones under the bridge surrounded by trolls