A British sense of fair play according to US immigrant Boris Kemal-Johnson!
By Stanley Collymore
Born in the USA and the holder
of American citizenship;
Boris essentially of
white Turkish origin, is an immigrant
to England, where characteristically
he exclusively lives, but effectively
quite hypocritically hates genuine
immigrants to Britain, that clearly
alas for them in the sick mind of
this boring and also supposedly
human being, with his generally
evidently, distinctly malevolent
and solidly egregious baggage
are effectively, unquestionably
non-white quite ethnically and
undeniably too in complexion.
Yet all of the aforementioned
essentially synchronised too,
with Boris clearly sickeningly
proselyting himself also as
this archetypal, English man,
very successfully, conned the
gullible surfeit of toxic serfs
across Britain that basically
think like Boris, to really put
him into No.10, as naturally
the clown PM of the United
Kingdom of very risibly GB!
Not bad going for a serial adulterer,
proven pathological liar, a skilled
malfeasance in public office
operator and a sociopathic womanizer,
whose undeniably, distinctly obviously
Turkish Ottoman grandfather was the
determinant instigator, who generally
successfully and most self-servingly
in his principal role as Chief Advisor
to the Ottoman Emperor clearly got
that ruler to rather literally, formally
and quite obviously openly declare
war in sympathy with Germany, on
Britain during World War 1. Oh the
sweet irony of this that your Boris
whose undeniably very privileged
upbringing was as a direct result
of the multiple millions evidently
quite dubiously acquired, during
his Ottoman Turkish tenure and
patently rather adeptly hoarded
by quite that same grandfather,
would undoubtedly ridiculously
truly become the PM of Britain
where he’s a ruddy, immigrant!
Now that same Boris thinks it’s
only right, that Britain should
obviously disperse tens of
billions of Pounds Sterling annually in
helping its USA ally, to rule the world!
Quite natural, innit? A toxic collusion
to essentially destroy countries that
do not bow down to them and quite
significantly also, if these countries
effectively have valuable resources
that the USA and Britain, criminally
want to get their acquisitive hands
on; colonialism still ongoing in the
21st Century, and rather profitably.
And in return for Britain’s naturally
avid brownnosing sycophancy to
this undeniably always naturally
eager school playground type bully the
USA; the latter will clearly, distinctively
and rather appreciatively from across
the immense expanse of the dividing
Atlantic Ocean that simply separates
the two of them, literally significantly
and crucially most effectively even if
pompously so give very supportively
in return huge favours, like awarding
the UK a free trade deal. Oops sorry;
they haven’t and simply won’t! What
a truly toadying shame! Never mind
all you fatuously, really sycophantic
and despairing for all sentient Brits,
irrefutably noxious, deplorable, and
vilely racist calamitous Borisesque
Brexiteers, stoic UK must carry on!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 September 2023.
Author's Remarks:
What a loathsome shame that so many of you rather asininely vainglorious and actually just as equally repulsive in that equally undeniably and unquestionably so characteristically similarly distinctly delusional state of yours as the pretend Britons you proseltyse yourselves quite falsely as, when in actual fact you're so very simply discernibly the incestuously inbred descendants of those, who aptly sought refuge in Britain: quite obviously a country that you actually crucially had no cultural connections with previously, nor, obviously significantly, hadn't made any financial, or other vitally significant contribution, quite distinctively towards its development, either previously to or subsequently to Britain's emergence as a global empire.
Yet the continuous rivalry between not only yourselves but the very persistent antagonism with your neighbours over the centuries led multitudes of you to abandon your own homelands and as such seek refuge in Britain, which you were usually given; with the last major such mass evacuation undoubtedly by yourselves being that of World War II! Yet as a people who persistently quite like to questionably rather ludicrously portray yourselves as being ongoingly and unjustly undone, when financially and in numerous other instances that narrative is easily and incontrovertibly readily and truthfully debunked and as such you're societally and privileged wise quite immeasurably better off by far than the indigenous Brits who you erroneously, and very dishonestly too, like to earnestly, postulate yourselves as, as you additionally contemptuously and arrogantly look down your noses with evilly, vile disdain at present day refugees and immigrants, exclusively non-white, quite desperately seeking justifiable refuge in Britain invariably and likewise incontestably as a direct consequence of Britain, the USA and NATO's warmongering against their distinctive countries and essentially attendant with that the systematic, malevolently egregious exploitation routinely of these peoples' countries.
But they're clearly not white Caucasian as your privileged refugee sort are and therefore their fate doesn't matter! And while we're at it, you think, why not get rid also, of all non-whites in Britain; as none of them belong here! What really have their kind ever done for England, Britain or the UK? Seriously, if you have to ask that pals and evidently with your background history, you really need to be in secure mental institutions. Sadly however, Margaret Thatcher, together with her Tories, got rid of them!
