Author's Remarks:
It is neither exclusively, nor even just the North of England with me - since Wales and Scotland, and particularly so the verminous cesspits of Cardiff and Glasgow, all fall squarely and equally, as far as I'm personally concerned, within the very same milieu that I am earnestly hoping that Covid-19 will effectively and interminably carry out its most deadly and thoroughly commendable, worthwhile work!
Those of you who're fully conversant with my work will already know that unlike the overwhelming majority, if not all of the verminous scum amongst you whom I am most categorically referring to here and who are actually petrified of Death - Death, in marked contrast with me, neither holds, nor does it ever provoke or engender any phobias or concerns, of the least interest, in me. In fact, I sincerely regard Death as an indomitable and close friend whom I shall wholeheartedly welcome whenever and wherever it arrives.
So seriously do save your breath and any reciprocally malevolent comments of your own that you may feel inclined to direct at me! As truthfully they will be wholly futile, on my part, as an exercise on yours. I just thought I'd let you know!