By Stanley Collymore
It’s amazing, what you can afford
when your family pay minimal
income tax, no inheritance
tax and inherit swathes of the country simply
through breeding! So an 11 year old actually
very extremely privileged boy is being given
flying lessons. In the literally same country
meanwhile the NHS that I positively adore
and wholeheartedly support is undeniably
generally almost but, thankfully, not there
yet, beyond repair! Similarly, many elderly
across the country, will no longer receive
winter fuel allowance, which will actually
effectively incur death for many of them.
Most ironically so, as naturally these are
undeniably, obviously, some of the most
belligerently, fatuously purblind fawning
monarchically vile, sycophants possible.
While violent prisoners are simply being
released from specifically, overcrowded
prisons. But all that’s OK; so long as the
Windsors can quite effectively continue
to literally own their plethora of houses,
castles and palaces; also myriad acres
of land; receive their unlimited millions
in our taxpayers’ money; and obviously
unquestionably, really importantly their
not yet of obviously, secondary school
age children, can attain flying lessons!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
13 September 2024.