By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes