If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference