The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained