Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
