The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap