It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that