It’s your anniversary so you’re thinking steak but your wife wants ramen so you go to a nice place and order the fancy ramen
This traveling salesman has worn out six vans in 40 years and he hopes to retire soon. Age and illness
I am sorry to hear the news. I lost it when I heard about hers and now to hear about yours. I’m livid at times, peaceful rarel… If you prefer, I won’t forward em…
There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t
A moment ago, in a flicker of pique, with a wave of the hand, I dispersed them. Glorious birds,
Wonder Woman they call Sylvia, who excels at raising money to put child abusers in prison. The money she raises allows attorneys to prosecute
A homeless man hangs himself from a tree at night in the city to close out the year. At dawn a passerby uses
They’re in the kitchen, drinking coffee, the kids, in their fifties now, figuring out what to do about Dad who’s
A good reason to get married, Tim told me before he died, is you need a driver to take you home from a colonoscopy. When cancer runs in the family
Larry and Bob have the same birth… Their friends at the Gathering Pl… where they plan to celebrate the y… Larry says his children will take… for a nice dinner and it will be g…
Puerto Rican girl thin, thin, let street lights pour bourbon on your hair, anise on your skin.
Old barber shop in a neighborhood never posh now poor. A single chair with an ancient barber
Deep in the city where the poor wait for the Second Coming suicide is uncommon. No one leaps off skyscrapers
There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room
Spring will eventually arrive, Tom tells his youngest daughter looking out the window at the snow… Take heart, he tells her, and listen for the blue jays when