If they irritate you and so many do you don’t seek them out until you need them and when you’re through

What we are not who we are matters to the world. Who we are not what we are

Anyone might have what you need if she’s choice in your eye. She can be big or small provided she has

For some nervous wrecks a pill or two might help. For others

He looks for you until you find him while you wonder if he’s there Donal Mahoney

Third day on her honeymoon Sharon asks Butch what it’s like for a man before he gets married. A bricklayer by trade, and a man of few words,

My parents were far from preachy. They went to church separately and I went to the children’s service

Things reach a certain age, an age at which things don’t work the way they once did. The battery in your car,

When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.

Steven is a retired teacher disturbed by the problems he sees in education. Schools weren’t perfect when he was teaching but they were better than they are today. He has ideas for impro...

I know very little about computers but I use one for basic needs. Poems, stories, not much more. Like some nice women I’ve known, I’ve discovered computers

Some things you can’t undo. A remark, perhaps, you can retract or try to with an explanation. But a certain look can burn forever in the mind

Every day the same play. The moment I rise, the first act begins, the same plot

Two doves on a telephone wire wait tor the blue jays to finish e… bread put out for the birds. When the jays arrived, sparrows fled into the trees

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…