Sometimes it helps to learn a relative has died a close relative you haven’t seen in years and didn’t plan to see again because

Other than death there’s no way to escape them unless you’re a hummingbird

A rainy Sunday and Pastor Smith is in his pulpit bellowing to the congregation, “I hope you understand

She could sing, dance, and act but picking a man was a problem. She didn’t complain or explain just worked hard for the money, an Unsinkable Molly Brown.

I used to be flexible about meetings at work. Change the hour of a meeting, no problem for me.

The old poet has agreed to read his poems in Hanley Hall if a student will push his wheelchair on stage. Agreed. And students must agree not to ask

Willie has mixed emotions about homeless Syrians coming to America but his wife Millie says we should take them in.

Annie has a nice washing machine n… but she remembers the one her mother had with the wringer, the old-fashioned kind. Her mother took in washing and whe…

Take it from Martin, if you live in an old house, as much as you love it, bad things happen Despite maintenance,

When Molly and Tim got married they spent hours talking about everything they had to get done. And indeed they got a lot done. Now their kids have families

Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.

Beautiful lady in the checkout lan… is spotted by Roscoe, a wealthy ma… wandering in Walmart. He admires her chocolate hair, bonbon eyes, vanilla creme complexion, a walk

Dad, happy to see you’re taking a nap. I’m down at the pier so give me a shout when you wake up

My mother always said my father was a little odd and she lived wit… all those years and should have kn… When we were small my sister and… knew he was different. No other fa…

You’re an old man in a nice suit and tie out with your wife at a fancy function with nice people