My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.
Puerto Rican girl thin, thin, let street lights pour bourbon on your hair, anise on your skin.
He’s a chef today but Raj Patel was once a swami in another life and a mongoose twice in other lives as well. All this occurred in Bangalore
America has had presidents who will be remembered as much for what they said as for what they did. Americans will never forget
It doesn’t matter who wins. Life will go on as it has in previous years when others have won and have taken charge.
Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan
Neighbors were happy to see Fred and Opal come back for the annual block party. Old Bill asked Fred why they moved and Fred said
Bill’s a conservative upset that Meals on Wheels and Medicaid face possible cuts in America’s budget. He yells to colleagues
We’re troubled by the very rich we see only on TV and worry about the poor who sleep at night in doorways and in parks, the trul… with little more than the clothes…
When a writer lacks verbs and nouns he’s the victim of writer’s block. His mind may house
It was stupid of Walt not to show it to Joan before they got married but he was too shy. He had no idea
I like to watch master chefs on television do their thing. My favorite is Jacques Pépin when he has to chop an onion. No one chops an onion faster.
Odd fellow who does odd jobs in the neighborhood four seasons of the year has disappeared in high summer and his customers are nervous.
And so I’ll tell old Max, and maybe he will listen, it’s time to call the plumber in and tell him,
Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,