I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move
An article in the paper reports something one doesn’t see happen in America very often. Eighty billionaires, millionaires and others close to that level
My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.
Fred’s not a hunter but Animus is a beast he’d hunt down and kill and mount on his wall if he had a clear shot
Raul is a kind man who plays marimba in a salsa band at LA clubs late into the night. Some afternoons he plays
It used to bother me to see odd people leapfrog parking meters and shout every day is Halloween until
It was her birthday. She was only five the dawn we went out to look at roses in Grandma’s garden
In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband
An imam should say eternity lasts too long to sit by the fire Donal Mahoney
Police arrested a man on suspicion of child abuse after doctors found a small octopus in the throat of his girlfriend’s two-year-old s…
Strapped to his bed in the nursing home, he tells every nurse who comes in and tightens his straps
Beautiful lady in the checkout lan… is spotted by Roscoe, a wealthy ma… wandering in Walmart. He admires her chocolate hair, bonbon eyes, vanilla creme complexion, a walk
When a man’s young, this work is hard but it pays well and he can feed the wife and kids.
You’re an old man in a nice suit and tie out with your wife at a fancy function with nice people
Yours is the first email I opened… I appreciate your suggested revisi… to send the work back once I’ve ma… I can tell you spent a lot of time… I’m afraid, however, that I can’t…