Strong man Samson told Delilah seven locks of hair were the secret of his strength
On Sundays Walter gives Pastor J… magazines to read along with comments on his sermons. The pastor loves the magazines but Walter is leaving for another…
twenty-four houses on the same block everyone inside milling about one lost a job
Linda’s an animal person who puts her money where her mouth is, owns a ranch outside the city and takes in kittens, puppies, birds that
I told my son now that he’s a father he has to be careful about what he says around his child. No swearing, of course,
I like to watch master chefs on television do their thing. My favorite is Jacques Pépin when he has to chop an onion. No one chops an onion faster.
I love my wife and so I licked it lovingly at the very tip the ice cream cone she got me when I’d
Herb’s a middle-age son with a big family and lots of pressure. Too busy to care for Mom and Pop so he drives to Shady Lane to see if he thinks they might like the p…
It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant “Patsy Foley’s roly-poly from eating too much ravioli.” At first, no one could remember w...
There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t
In the fourth grade too many moons ago a reassuring teacher looked over my shoulder and said not to worry about
It’s midnight and I’m too tired to stroll in my Wall Street garden to check on the nightlife among the flowers
“Screw the Vernal Equinox” is all Cootie Kelly ever says sitting triumphant with his foaming glass of Guinness on the last stool at Maggie’s
It’s a small backyard I’ve watched for years from an upstairs window while chained to a computer. Whatever the weather
No red kettles and bells this December outside the stores at the mall in our suburbs this year. They irritate shoppers,