Bella takes two big pills every morning followed by one each of another three.

In a very crowded bar Fred decides he must tell this fellow something important so he whispers

According to reports certain White House interns past, present and future are asking Americans not to vote for Hillary

Some say when daffodils shoot up Spring is here. It’s safe to put away your boots and shovels.

Time’s a jet plane when you’re young. You go to school get a good job marry someone nice

In America we say we get the government we deserve. That’s been true for the past eight years.

Bill hates to go to parties but he loves to go to wakes. One of the advantages of being old, he says, is that there are fewer parties to go to but a lot more wakes. At parties he finds ...

Tattoos were anathema in ‘52 on any man who got one after an all-night drunk or to impress a girlfriend. But not a word was spoken to

On their honeymoon he asked her not to sit down. Might bruise the peaches. Donal Mahoney

It’s many miles from easy to the e… For some, the end is dawn. For ot… the nightfall of imbroglio because the end depends upon your ticket and every ticket’s punched one-way…

The police have announced the arrest of an ecumenical fellow who in less than two weeks in the middle of the night set fir… to seven churches in St. Louis.

What if your parents had never met had never married had never yelled at each other

It is said brave folks who understand this new world understand demons. Donal Mahoney

He wants to be fair to both sides because there’s an election coming soon so he tells his side every day

World War II was over but still fresh in the minds of folks who li… in Bill’s hometown in the Ozarks. Independence Day was important. It called for a celebration.