When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.

Being out of work during the holidays is twice as bad and twice that’s happened now to Wally Ballew

Joe went to the mall yesterday and found a big tent pitched at the head of the drive. Someone selling fireworks. The sign said discounts

Neighbors were happy to see Fred and Opal come back for the annual block party. Old Bill asked Fred why they moved and Fred said

So many of us feed the birds even though we know birds can make it on their own in any weather,

He’s a citizen who has a problem with people walking toward him walking behind him walking next to him

It’s not the same as seeing the po… in Bangladesh on PBS and hearing Gwen or Judy tell us about them b… the poor in Bangladesh scream in s… brown and gaunt and hollow-eyed.

America had a choice November 8 between a devil they know and a devil they don’t. They chose

Midnight in San Francisco. Yoshiko is 93 and she can’t sleep so she sits in her recliner and nibbles on a rice cake,

The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld

In our tent we hear whippoorwills happy to see dawn dismiss the night Donal Mahoney

Standing in line behind a father and his little boy waiting to reach the register

It’s not good when two disturbed p… with little in common disagree by… on something important. Tone and content can get raucous and make matters worse because eac…

Elmer’s an old stag now shedding antlers snorting among the trees but sometimes Martha after her shower