After 50 years Wilma at her class reunion thinks Waldo’s changed with age that he’s nice now, not the snake she wed

Harvey has a special room in the basement that’s always lock… He keeps a safe there, some antiqu… and family memorabilia he fears midnight thieves might steal.

My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.

The call comes in to the police station. It’s a small town and the voice at the library says “He’s at it again.”

River rafting in Montana is a fine way to spend your vacation but it’s not the same as river rafting in Zimbabwe.

There’s always something. Like the growth you found under your arm showering this morning but you decided to go

A doctor by day Ralph spends his nights ordering tulip bulbs from Holland beautiful and rare

Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,

Used to be she’d tell him what to get at the grocery store and he always brought it back. Now she makes a list.

We do our best to avoid the Zika Virus. We smack mosquitoes and avoid tanned folks just back from two weeks in the tropics.

I look in the mirror and I’m not… Where did I go? I don’t know so I look around and see my wife with the dogs and kids. Not one of them sees me.

It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married

It’s not the beach. It’s a lake of fire, if it’s there. That lake we heard about in

This brilliant winter morning find… waves of snow on every lawn and red graffiti dripping from the walls of Temple Mizpah