Iceland’s puerile narcissist Chairman aptly frozen out of the Conservative Party!
By Stanley Collymore
So Richard Walker wants power
and political standing literally
automatically and crucially
quite discernibly so without actually
getting off his rather unwarrantedly
privileged Middle Class ass and as
such sensibly, logically, essentially
realistically, and quite intelligently,
although he may be very markedly
lacking in that last sane capacity,
expecting as an MP, to obviously
do nothing– even most remotely
feasible for those inhabitants of
such a star-crossed community.
Having repeatedly begged, and
even demanded of the Tories
that they make him an MP,
obviously by selecting him for one of
their clearly safe Conservative seats
under the crucially, very grotesquely
flawed, but essentially first past the
post rather distinctively also British
totally entrenched electoral system
and irrefutably failed in persuading
them to do so, Richard Walker, quit
the Conservative Party, that clearly
he was a member of, to effectively
and very obviously without batting
an eyelid, manifestly reference his
glaring hypocrisy or even crucially
caring how exactly it could simply
surely look: relative to his vile and
obviously, narcissistic personality,
to then rather openly insensitively
wooing, and self-servingly joining
the Labour Party which obviously
is undoubtedly the Parliamentary
Opposition officially in the British
House of Commons’ democracy!
Clearly, the acquisitive and also
likewise aptly unquestionably
literally self-serving moron,
Richard Walker that has undoubtedly
essentially engineered, a number of
rather noticeable, price hikes in the
obviously passed on to him, by his
generally, normally acknowledged
as a clearly decent philanthropist
minded father and outstandingly
as well irrefutably an impressive
human being– significantly high
street, equally comprehensively
undeniably well-known, Iceland
supermarket chain, pompously
wants to be an MP and equally
quite obviously, couldn’t give a
monkey’s really which political
party he essentially stands for.
Which prompts the obvious question
from me. If he’s so obsessed with
being an MP, why with the huge
summation of his significantly inherited
money, doesn’t he research, essentially
naturally find and then rather seriously
put himself forward there as a literally
authentic and discernibly prospective
independent, constituency candidate
MP? Or even, set up his own political
party? He effectively already has the
money to do so! But unquestionably
oh my word, why do I naturally have
this sneaking feeling that ultimately
as MP or not, Richard Walker rather
aptly with the full, comprehensively
overall, rather evidently entrenched
quite literally lack of morality that’s
normally rather prevalent amongst
the current plethora of British MPs
and other politicians: nationally as
well as locally, and rather similarly
effectively fittingly from their joint
perspective crucially coupled with
those likeminded brothers and as
well sisters that self-servingly run
the British Establishment Richard
Walker like all the others of his ilk
prior to himself, will very crucially
although ignobly quite ludicrously
end up with his appropriate gong
attendant obviously with his very
unelected, parliamentary locality,
the House of Lords, undoubtedly.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
3 October 2023.
Author's Remarks:
Sorry Richard Walker but obviously put bluntly and as I eruditely see it weirdos and specifically selfish muppets should never be allowed anywhere near power.
