(2001)
Having taken my God-parent's vows quite seriously I must have done something right to assist in the personal development of such a wonderful, highly talented and caring young lady.
By Stanley Collymore Funny, but sickeningly pathetic ho… all these dementedly but obviously evidently, undoubtedly mercenary anonymous sources, rather vilely
By Stanley Collymore It’s a difficult situation being a… and realising adults don’t underst… that we, the young bloods, have al… the answers to the problems
By Stanley Collymore What on earth did you think you we… at shouting out “Yes I do!” embar… like that, when the vicar conducti… our wedding ceremony asked the
By Stanley Collymore Why is the United Kingdom the only country that seems to actually have, so many ribbons to cut? No other countries…
By Stanley Collymore I was once haplessly obliged to ov… else on that public omnibus to Wor… monologue debilitatingly pretty an… it was actually so mindlessly unin…
By Stanley Collymore Are you seriously suggesting you want your vibrator to move in with us when we’re
By Stanley Collymore Lift up yuh voices and shout loud… “Crop Over Festival is once more… Uh time fuh fun an’ relaxation too… nuh inhibitions please, as dat
By Stanley Collymore Only those who’re psychologically… curse, for that in reality is what… what it actually feels like not si… ordinary idiot but crucially also…
By Stanley Collymore You courageously and quite fearles… own individual safety and security… up for the freedom, the recovery o… subverted independence as a nation…
By Stanley Collymore Madness surely! Flavia Alvaro a 63 year old Italian single woman really travelling to supposedly war decimated Ukrain…
By Stanley Collymore Tension is self-evidently a state of affairs that arises whenever actual or perceived problems set in and can best be described a…
By Stanley Collymore Give over will you, you fatuous sycophantic morons! A risibly supposed, love-matched duo who even after Diana’s untimely de…
By Stanley Collymore When I say I love you don’t quest… me as to why or demand to know how much I do; as there are no words in any language
By Stanley Collymore I’ve no idea what it is that you t… want of me, or for that matter wha… really going on inside your head; as both situations are ongoing
By Stanley Collymore How fatuous can some people truly get, while others equally likemindedly as them, don’t really need any prompting to actua…