With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

God is the world’s only super-bower

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so