William Barnes

Sundry Pieces: The Farmer’s Woldest D’ter

No, no! I ben’t a-runnen down
The pretty maiden’s o’ the town,
   Nor wishen o’m noo harm;
But she that I would marry vu’st,
To sheaere my good luck or my crust,
   'S a-bred up at a farm.
In town, a maid do zee mwore life,
   An’ I don’t under-reaete her;
But ten to woone the sprackest wife
   'S a farmer’s woldest d’ter.
 
Vor she do veed, wi’ tender ceaere,
The little woones, an’ peaert their heaeir,
   An’ keep em neat an’ pirty;
An’ keep the saucy little chaps
O’ bwoys in trim wi’ dreats an’ slaps,
   When they be wild an’ dirty.
Zoo if you’d have a bus’len wife,
   An’ childern well look’d after,
The maid to help ye all drough life
   'S a farmer’s woldest d’ter.
 
An’ she can iorn up an’ vwold
A book o’ clothes wi’ young or wold,
   An’ zalt an’ roll the butter;
An’ meaeke brown bread, an’ elder wine,
An’ zalt down meat in pans o’ brine,
   An’ do what you can put her.
Zoo if you’ve wherewi’, an’ would vind
   A wife wo’th looken 'ter,
Goo an’ get a farmer in the mind
   To gi’e ye his woldest d’ter.
 
Her heart’s so innocent an’ kind,
She idden thoughtless, but do mind
   Her mother an’ her duty;
An’ liven blushes, that do spread
Upon her healthy feaece o’ red,
   Do heighten all her beauty;
So quick’s a bird, so neat’s a cat,
   So cheerful in her neaetur,
The best o’ maidens to come at
   'S a farmer’s woldest d’ter.
Enjoyed this read? Treat us to a coffee!.
Your help allows us to exist.
Login to comment.
Other works by William Barnes...



Top
Logo

Looks like your ad blocker is on.

We rely on ads to keep creating quality content for you to enjoy for free.

Please support our site by disabling your ad blocker.

Choose your Ad Blocker

  • Adblock Plus
  • Adblock
  • Adguard
  • Ad Remover
  • Brave
  • Ghostery
  • uBlock Origin
  • uBlock
  • UltraBlock
  • Other
  1. In the extension bar, click the AdBlock Plus icon
  2. Click the large blue toggle for this website
  3. Click refresh
  1. In the extension bar, click the AdBlock icon
  2. Under "Pause on this site" click "Always"
  1. In the extension bar, click on the Adguard icon
  2. Click on the large green toggle for this website
  1. In the extension bar, click on the Ad Remover icon
  2. Click "Disable on This Website"
  1. In the extension bar, click on the orange lion icon
  2. Click the toggle on the top right, shifting from "Up" to "Down"
  1. In the extension bar, click on the Ghostery icon
  2. Click the "Anti-Tracking" shield so it says "Off"
  3. Click the "Ad-Blocking" stop sign so it says "Off"
  4. Refresh the page
  1. In the extension bar, click on the uBlock Origin icon
  2. Click on the big, blue power button
  3. Refresh the page
  1. In the extension bar, click on the uBlock icon
  2. Click on the big, blue power button
  3. Refresh the page
  1. In the extension bar, click on the UltraBlock icon
  2. Check the "Disable UltraBlock" checkbox
  3. Marque la casilla de verificación "Desactivar UltraBlock"
  1. Please disable your Ad Blocker
  2. Disable any DNS blocking tools such as AdGuardDNS or NextDNS

If the prompt is still appearing, please disable any tools or services you are using that block internet ads (e.g. DNS Servers).