Lady of Perfection
Walking down a perfect path,
Leading into a perfect forest
Of perfect trees with perfect leaves,
He came about the perfect damsel
Sitting by a stream with her
Perfect feet dangling in the water,
Her skirts hiked above her perfect knees,
With a smile revealing her perfect teeth.
His heart jumped a few beats
But in perfect rhythm as he
Introduced himself to her.
On their first date,
Everything went perfect.
Their first kiss was the perfect
Beginning of a perfect relationship.
The wedding ceremony was perfect,
Outside on a perfect sun drenched day
With violins playing in perfect harmony.
The wedding night went perfect
As they consummated their wedding.
Her body was perfectly beautiful.
Life was the perfect example
Of a perfect marriage until....
That & ^ $ @ * big fat bitch!
When she eats, there’s nothing left.
When she bathes, the dirt hides in her folds.
When she walks, the earth shakes.
When she snores, the thunder thunders.
When she curses, all hell rises up.
When she smacks him, he smacks her back.
When she bosses him, he does the opposite.
When she’s gone, he flies out of his cage
To taste that wonderful world of freedom.
When she comes back, he runs and hides.
I guess nothing is perfect these days.
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