Cousins of Lidmen of package mysteries
who don’t make the opening up a breeze;
then cousins of bottle cap conundrums
who screw on the caps with multi sons,
screw them on with a team of horses,
turning and turning with mighty forces;
a drink for only the hearty man
with muscles of steel and petrified sand.
Forget the weak and feeble thirsters,
the thirsty workers and the sweaty sisters,
the haters of the cousins of the Lidmen
who fasten the caps with a thousand men.
Rise up thou men of unstrong muscles.
Revolt against the Lidmen of Brussels.
Don’t drink through the binding straps.
Curse the men who fastened the caps
and don’t drink at all for evermore.
Grace C Chacón León
3aI love your sense of humour... :)
Nelson D Reyes
3aOr drink from snap top lids. Metaphors galore! The weak and the poor struggle all the time. Hardly any opening is wide open. Often screwed shut. You want a filet steak all you get is a skinny hotdog if at that. Ha! Like. Thanks Robert.
Robert L. Martin
3aAll that you have to go through if you're thirsty these days. You need a stick of dynamite to get the cap off.