Coffee Time With???
Glad to share my coffee with whomever,
whoever had his share before me however.
Who shall standeth up and confess,
“I am the culprit. How did you guess?
“The seal was broken on the coffee jar,
so I was wondering just who you are?
Did you enjoy your cup of coffee
before I got my chance to see?
Your thievery methods are very sub-par,
so you should not have left the seal ajar.
Are you a man with malice on your mind?
Or a thirsty individual of the thirsty kind?
Or a man who doesn’t want to drink alone?
Or some funky dude whose funkily prone?
Maybe you should take a bath some day.
Maybe somebody might come your way.
Maybe you won’t have to drink solo anymore
and learn some jokes and don’t be such a bore.
Maybe you could buy your own coffee.
You won’t have to drink mine before me.
Maybe you could cough up your portion
and atone for your preceding extortion.
So whoever you are, hope you enjoyed.
At least your thievery would be harmful devoid.
You’re OK, just a little bit antsy
when it comes to rushing
into your caffeine fix, whoever you are.”
I figured it out. I inserted 3 question marks. Maybe that will convey the message. AI wouldn't let me put the question marks in the way I wanted to.
